yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via thesecretadventurer)

clvbpenguin:

d0nn0:

white people be like

this water is too spicy

(via thesecretadventurer)

hyadain:

when u beat a game with a sad ending image

(via lohanthony)

  • Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
  • Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
  • *studio audience laughter*