everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

(via lohanthony)

blastortoise:

"good luck in the real world" says the 16 year old white middle class boy still living with his parents and never paid a bill in his life

(via thesecretadventurer)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via thesecretadventurer)

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

(via kingsleyyy)

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

(Source: feelknower93, via thesecretadventurer)

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

(Source: kimsoldblogone, via kingsleyyy)

  • everywhere on tumblr: “me: chill”
  • me: chill